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Anon overdoes it (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] mirshafie@europe.pub 7 points 3 months ago*

Australian McDonald's.

By week 2 of your Macca's diet your dick will have turned into a little button, by week 4 you grow boobs, but by week 8 that button shoots semen like a firehose. Works for me every time I jack off until my balls are permanently dry.

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