He was 33 when he died and rose again, so 0 AD

How do you know he was 33 when he died? How do you know he died in 33 AD?

The book of Luke suggests that Jesus was about thirty years old when he began his ministry. We can use biblical clues to estimate that he started his ministry between 27-29 AD. By calculating historical passover dates and comparing with lunar motion, most scholars estimate that Jesus died in either 30 or 33 AD.

However, the gospels offer different accounts of his birth year. Matthew associates Jesus's birth with the reign of Herod, who died in 4 BC. Luke associates Jesus's birth with the census of Quirinius, which took place ten years later.

So if Matthew is correct, Jesus could not have been born later than 4 BC. If he died in 30 AD, he may have been 33, if his birthday was after his crucifixion. If he died in 33 AD, he would actually have been 36 or so.

If Luke is correct, he would have been born no later than 6 AD, making him either 24 or 27 when he died.

How do we know which is correct, and why did god allow contradictions like this? It casts doubt on the entire bible. All of it could be human error.

No one goes to hell for being honest

That's not what your theology says. According to the bible, god gave me this brain in this world, a brain that honestly concludes "humans invented god" based on everything I can possibly sense. Due to my non-belief, I will be punished in some vague yet terrible manner, depending on which parts of the bible you cherry pick. Maybe I'll be annihilated. Maybe I'll burn forever, maybe there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. All because I didn't want to lie, to pretend I sense a god when I do not.

Can I havr the contradictions in Genesis?

Have you glanced at chapters 1 and 2? They are not long. I was specifically referring to the order of creation; were plants created before humans as it says in chapter 1, or were humans created before plants as it says in chapter 2?

Did god make animals before humans (chapter 1), or did he make animals as companions to Adam (chapter 2)?

Those are some easy ones from the first two chapters. It gets worse when we consider the rest of the bible. In Genesis, god encourages humans to be fruitful and multiply. He says it to Adam and Eve, he says it to Noah, he says it to Jacob. But in Leviticus, god insists that women who give birth must also provide a sin offering. Does god command us to sin?

And a day for God isnt a day for us. God is above time itself.

Where does it say that? Why wouldn't god include these clarifications in the text at the time? We understand what a "year" is, he could have provided it in human time instead of god time. I would be very impressed if the bible gave a detailed account about natural events that formed our universe and world that modern science can verify. But instead we have a contradictory fairy tale about making existence in "eh whatever amount of time sounds believable to you".

The question remains: why would an all-powerful being who loves us do such a poor job of convincing us of his existence?

You have chosen to pretend that false things are true. I am unwilling to lie. Humans wrote the bible, and god seemingly did nothing to prevent errors from getting through. What sense does that make?

Please continue to think critically about the contents of the bible and the flimsy excuses that come from outside of the bible.