I wasn't even trying to copy, just trying to connect a DVD player to my RF-cable-jack-only TV.

DVD player -> AV cables -> VCR -> coaxial cable -> TV.

Nope! Not allowed! It's 2001 and we're already screaming loud and clear that pirate copies are superior because they just work.

I ended up getting a Voodoo3 3500 TV on clearance sale, and playing movies on the TV through that.