I agree with the sentiment, I really do. However, do yall have kids? Remembering their friend's birthdays and knowing their bizarrely inconsistent schedule is not what they are talking about in the car. Fortnight, bike rides, complaints about tests? All of that - absolutely. The after school science fair? LoTR day at the library? Basketball Practice meets at 6:00 tonight instead of 7:30 because the coaches other kid has a karate exhibition? Exactly none of is coming up.