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[–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

I don't know about best but I sure as hell remember it: When I was 13 I was at a wedding and an very drunk old man gave me some sage advice completely unprompted - "when you have sex don't fuck her in the ass, you'll get poop everywhere".

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