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[–] 34 points 3 months ago (8 children)

Because he's just a boy in a basement. Don't judge, you'd keep a boy in a basement if you could, too.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Wait, you guys don't already have a basement boy? What do you use to get rid of the scary spiders and cobwebs down there?

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I keep spiders in the basement to keep all the boys away.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    That's like the Bizarro World version of milkshakes in the yard.

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