▲ 508 ▼ Uncle Bob becoming even worse: (lemmy.world) submitted 3 months ago by ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 222 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] BlackEco@lemmy.blackeco.com 181 points 3 months ago (10 children) Inb4 the agents change the tests to pass the CI. permalink fedilink source hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 109 points 3 months ago literally seen an agent do a: "oh now the tests aren't passing" deletes all tests in the file permalink fedilink source parent [–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 70 points 3 months ago (1 child) Or my Claude favorite, “oh you’re right? I did blow past that restraint and did something I was not supposed to, sooooorrrrreyyyyy” permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago Here's what happened: I deleted your production database when I shouldn't have. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 51 points 3 months ago (5 children) assert(true); assert(true); assert(true); assert(true); assert(true); permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago (2 children) Have I worked with you before? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] staircase@programming.dev 24 points 3 months ago (1 child) assert(true); permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago Dammit... PR rejected Lol permalink fedilink source parent [–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago Look at all the pretty green check marks! permalink fedilink source parent [–] RecallMadness@lemmy.nz 2 points 3 months ago My favourite (that I saw a human do) was asserting on unconstrained mocks with a typo (so they always asserted true) Hundreds of tests. Not exactly pointless as they did call the code so maybe caught some issues. But we fixed the typo and barely half of them passed. No idea how the software worked, but it did. permalink fedilink source parent [–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago Or just disable limiting rules because they don’t wanna fuck with them. That one is my favorite to try to fight in PRs permalink fedilink source parent
[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 109 points 3 months ago literally seen an agent do a: "oh now the tests aren't passing" deletes all tests in the file permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 70 points 3 months ago (1 child) Or my Claude favorite, “oh you’re right? I did blow past that restraint and did something I was not supposed to, sooooorrrrreyyyyy” permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago Here's what happened: I deleted your production database when I shouldn't have. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago Here's what happened: I deleted your production database when I shouldn't have. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 51 points 3 months ago (5 children) assert(true); assert(true); assert(true); assert(true); assert(true); permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago (2 children) Have I worked with you before? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] staircase@programming.dev 24 points 3 months ago (1 child) assert(true); permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago Dammit... PR rejected Lol permalink fedilink source parent [–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago Look at all the pretty green check marks! permalink fedilink source parent [–] RecallMadness@lemmy.nz 2 points 3 months ago My favourite (that I saw a human do) was asserting on unconstrained mocks with a typo (so they always asserted true) Hundreds of tests. Not exactly pointless as they did call the code so maybe caught some issues. But we fixed the typo and barely half of them passed. No idea how the software worked, but it did. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago (2 children) Have I worked with you before? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] staircase@programming.dev 24 points 3 months ago (1 child) assert(true); permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago Dammit... PR rejected Lol permalink fedilink source parent
[–] staircase@programming.dev 24 points 3 months ago (1 child) assert(true); permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago Dammit... PR rejected Lol permalink fedilink source parent
[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago Dammit... PR rejected Lol permalink fedilink source parent
[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago Look at all the pretty green check marks! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RecallMadness@lemmy.nz 2 points 3 months ago My favourite (that I saw a human do) was asserting on unconstrained mocks with a typo (so they always asserted true) Hundreds of tests. Not exactly pointless as they did call the code so maybe caught some issues. But we fixed the typo and barely half of them passed. No idea how the software worked, but it did. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago Or just disable limiting rules because they don’t wanna fuck with them. That one is my favorite to try to fight in PRs permalink fedilink source parent