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batman effect (i.redd.it)
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[–] 41 points 3 months ago (12 children)

Batman takes the metro after a long night fighting crime. His feet hurt. He just wants to sit for a few minutes. Why is no one offering Batman a seat?

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (10 children)

    What if some crazy shit breaks out? Can't have Batman all relaxed and unprepared.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    Dude, I want you well rested and ready to fight at a moment's notice. You get a whole bench if you want it. Hell, I'd even listen^1^ if you just need to vent; Joker has got be fucking exhausting to deal with.

    1. It's no superpower, but it's what I can do.
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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Not all heroes wear capes!

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    i want my batman relaxed and prepared for his fight.

    we offer him the special, flushing seat the crackheads made. pregnant lady can pee later

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