A Redditor suggested compiling a list and tracking all that Sarah has suffered and I thought it’s a good idea.Thanks to facialSwelling for the side-by-side.

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[–] 14 points 3 months ago* (4 children)

“Diagnosed with something called melasma”

Straight eyelash trauma 

IBS

Migraines

Gluten intolerance

Dairy allergy

Hook trauma (movie) 

Thyroid 

“HASH-motos”

Anxiety

Depression 

Lost feeling in legs “bone on bone from being skinny” (in reality was obsessed with being like  Shane’s yoga instructor  gf and pretended to love yoga - pinched a nerve in neck from poor form)

To anxious  to drive with kids alone when they were little (wonder where she went)  

PMDD

PTSD

Active suicial ideation

Vaginal Shingles 

Preclempsia 

Breast cancer

Skin cancer

Insomnia 

Black toe nails

Cooking trauma

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago*

    She almost died from being called out about her filters and plagiarism. There was the cancer scare right after a TV segment where she looked totally different from what she looked like on Instagram.

    Luckily, she had 75 free trips to Disney, memes and scented candles to save her.

    PLEASE never forget: she is also VERY wealthy; her soon-to-be ex-husband declared on a podcast that they could both quit working and be set for life. What a relief! We all have to work through our real struggles. Sarah giggled at Shane's wealth brag and said, "You're right," and she felt better. Bless.

    Most importantly, all of her health scares and "illnesses" and traumas are made public online on her socials, and she purchases articles on YAHOO.ca to promote her struggles. She's a performance artist after all, cough, I mean warrior.

    You guys!!! I almost died!

    Cancer is funny!

    Her cure:

    Never let go!

    It's OK!

    No one masks like Sarah Nicole Landry, thebirdspapaya. She keeps it all in, never shows or shares her struggles. ;) wink!

    OMG! Will this pill make me fat?

    😜

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    This just occurred to me rereading this... She's so full of shit. Did she really say she had preeclampsia?! I don't remember that. But if she did, which I actually did, she would never have been allowed to give birth at home. More bullshit, birdshit..

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