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Going to be teaching seventh graders while wearing an ostomy bag (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by to c/health@lemmy.world
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Needing jokes/comments to make when I am audibly shitting myself. Any suggestions?

In a few months I’ll be in diapers, but I’ve been told that modern adult diapers are pretty good at their job/probably will muffle it more.

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[–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

Honestly just like open with the class, "hey just something you should know about me, I have a medical condition, you might here some noises from my abdomen, it's nothing to worry about"

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 3 months ago

    That would be reasonable with elementary school, high school, and college students.

    I’m afraid that middle school is an age where even the kindest sweetest kid has what we’d call serious manifestations of a personality disorder in anyone else.

    The only way to win here is to beat them out their own game. I must be funnier than they could ever hope to be. I need the kinds of jokes where it’ll be a way to immediately win control of the crowd, ala

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