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Mexico Warns of Diarrhea Risk When Visiting US (www.newsweek.com)

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A small recompense for decades of jokes at Mexico's expense, eh?

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[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (8 children)

It's called Montezuma's revenge on Mexico. So in America what should we call it?

Trump's Tummy Troubles? America's Enema?

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[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

MAHA Blast

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[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Fuck, lmao, that's too good.

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[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 point 3 months ago

You can feel the roadkill in yer britches!

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[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

trumporrhea

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[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 26 points 3 months ago*

Donarrhea.

Similar to the way bs flows out of dumpy's mouth.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

It's called that because Montezuma's Aztec Empire was destroyed by colonizers, so the equivalent should be the leader of a native tribe where the US is now. Sitting Bull's revenge?

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 3 months ago

*Shitting Bull

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[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

magarrhea

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