[characters surround a flowchart]

Do you agree with me ideologically?\

  • No: Then you are not a leftist\
  • Yes: Proceed

    Did you ever disagree with me online?\
  • Yes: Then you are not a leftist\
  • No: Proceed

    Have you ever read theory?\
  • No: Then you are not a leftist\
  • Yes: Proceed

    Did you reach the same conclusions as me?
    No: Then you are not a leftist
    Yes: Proceed

    Do you believe in left unity?
    Yes: ??? -> just kidding -> loop back to the same question
    No: Proceed

    Are you to my left or to my right ideologically?
    Right: Then you are not a leftist
    Left: I hate you because you are a tankie -> Bruh -> Then you are not a leftist
    We agree: I hate you because you are a liberal -> Wait what -> Then you are not a leftist

    https://thebad.website/comic/true_leftism_flowchart
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[–] 13 points 3 months ago

Yes, but have you considered a stray comment from a week old account called 'commiecoomdumpster42069'? Their comment is unhinged and irrelevant, but they must represent leftists and leftism everywhere, past and present. You must answer for it! It's clearly your alt account!

No? Well I don't believe you! Checkmate in the marketplace of ideas.

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