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[–] 10 points 3 months ago*

In a similar manner, a lot of people believe vampires have a fear of garlic. And in a similar manner, this is also a mistake.

The true subject of vamperic anxiety is garlic butter, and they fear it in the same way you or I fear facing the scale after a particularly sumptuous holiday feasting season.

"A moment on the lips, an eternity on the hips," as Dracula is wont to say.

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