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[–] 46 points 3 months ago (3 children)

how come a steak thru the heart kills them

Too much LDL - they actually die of a heart attack.

A lot of people get this wrong and try and put a stake through their heart which ends up turning out bad for them…

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago*

    In a similar manner, a lot of people believe vampires have a fear of garlic. And in a similar manner, this is also a mistake.

    The true subject of vamperic anxiety is garlic butter, and they fear it in the same way you or I fear facing the scale after a particularly sumptuous holiday feasting season.

    "A moment on the lips, an eternity on the hips," as Dracula is wont to say.

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