Alt: bluesky screenshot. The text of the post reads: "Someone please pay me to cover nothing but rural festivals I'm having THE TIME OF MY LIFE at the Elkhorn Rib Festival".

The post includes a photo of a woman with glasses wearing a pink t-shirt that says "Anal Bead Tug o' War Champion". She is standing outdoors under a canopy or tent, tilting her head back and drinking out of a large glass bottle of Evan Williams. In the background, other festival attendees and camping equipment are partially visible.

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[–] 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

She won that tug-o-war & all she got was that lousy T-shirt? If she turns around, will we see a shitty "tail"? And was the loser left with a giant gaping hole?

Sooo many questions...

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Well, it was easy. Competition was the goatse.cx guy, he couldn’t hold it for dear life.

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