Photo of a sign that reads "If you see someone drowning" on top, and "call 9-1-1" on the bottom, with a stick figure with its arms raised, over some wavy lines, resembling a drowning person, but the way the stick figure is drawn resembles the word "lol" in lowercase
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[–] 8 points 1 year ago

Subject: Drowning

Dear Sir / Madam,

I'm writing to inform you about a drowning on the premises of...

No, that's too formal.

Dear Sir / Madan,

Drowning! Drowning! Help me!

123 Carington rd.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

All the best,

Maurice Moss

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