This is not the way. Plenty of apps on Google Play Store, where developer ID is already done, are straight up malware. Google does not manually review all the code on the app store and allows closed-source apps. The way to prevent these harms is to use free open source (therefore auditable in the open) apps that can be compiled by a trusted 3rd party like F-Droid if not yourself. This trick that Google is pulling prevents this because the apps have to be compiled and signed by the developers themselves (after being forced to ID themselves). There are plenty of reasons devs might want to not doxx themselves, and it shouldn't matter when the code is open source and can be audited.

Google will 100% start banning developers for political reasons

So the people who "can barely run their phones" are also the ones consciously seeking out adb files and acknowledging the warning that pops up when they proceed to install them? Because it seems like every single time I heard of a bunch of rubes being pwnt, they'd all installed some fake tool or Jerry Smith tier bubble popping game that unsurprisingly ended up being malware... distributed by the fucking Play Store. When Google's "Play Protect" doesn't seem to actually matter, why would anyone want to allow them to then monopolize app distribution under the false flag of "security?"

Then switch to iphone. Don't ruin the experience for others who want freedom and privacy.