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Anon ruins christmas (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 3 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Raw ingredients aren't the final product. Cows don't produce cheese.

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[–] CarstenBoll@feddit.dk 7 points 4 months ago (1 child)

If you shake the cow before milking it does!

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[–] kiara@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 months ago

i'm pretty sure that would make butter, not cheese

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[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago (1 child)

I just pictured milking string cheese out of an udder, and so you have to suffer too.

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[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Mmmmm straight from the tap into my mouth

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