As long as my band can still be "Surprise Blueberry Buttsex"

Sorry. I forgot. My band name is Cheesy McSneezer and the Cheesy McSneezer 7".

It would be a big lounge style band, where the songs are all covers of popular songs of the time, except dung in a lounge band style. The songs would all be sung by one guy, with a distinctive voice.

But every live show, there would be a new reason why Cheesy McSneezer couldn't be there that night. So instead, please welcome a one night only replacement of (insert famous singer from other famous band).

Nobody would know what Cheesy looks like, or who he is, but every night the replacement is different, and every night the reason he can't be there is different.