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[–] 47 points 4 months ago (11 children)

How bout a prescription to stop doom scrolling. I feel like it'd take at least that to get my damn phone out of my hands.

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  • [–] 33 points 4 months ago (9 children)

    I prescribe you to stop doom scrolling

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    Bad news. My doom scroll is contagious

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    and it's spread by farts. what the hell dude

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    "what the hell dude" croaked the HeyThisIsntTheYMCA. "Now we shall both die! Why did you fart on me?"

    "I could not help it," said the Fartographer, as they both sank beneath the post feed. "It is my nature."

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    "lol get rekt, smell my brand" cried Fartographer in victory

    "if I'm going down I'm bringing you with me"

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