Ants in Gaelic.
- They're ubiquitous
- They have a very different lifestyle, so would be super interesting to talk to
- They eat all sorts of things, can get anywhere, and can fuck up electronics. Seems like a nice friend to have...
- They are warlike and territorial, so I'm hoping for some leeway in terms of judgment for what humans have done to the planet.
Gaelic because whimsy