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Discussion Thread 🌟Tuesday 30 June 2026 (aussie.zone)
submitted 4 months ago by to c/melbourne@aussie.zone
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Star for all dealing with EOFY nonsense

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[–] 8 points 4 months ago (9 children)

Proud to announce I have done the most thorough job possible splashing a muddy puddle up my leg. I nearly reached the groin. If you need any tips or pointers on how you too can achieve these results just reach out.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (8 children)

    when walking walk as close as possible to the outer edge of the footpath, this ensures the big splashes from the road can reach you πŸ‘

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    This sounds advanced but I'll be sure to give it a go. Already worked out that tram sand shows up wonderfully on black pants when it dries down.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    also, aim to walk on wobbly looking pavers in the path, these have icky muddy water underneath, a hidden puddle! When walked on they squirt filthy water up your pants. Extra points if it goes up your pants leg hitting bare skin. πŸ‘

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    I apologise for my initial hubris. There's clearly much more to learn.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    This leaves out the whole difficult question of treading on dog shit bags inadvertently. Some pop with explosive results, some just squirt sideways. Riding a bike over them also can have unpredictable results.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I've driven over one. Not a pleasant experience. Luckily it was not me who had to high pressure the under carriage of my car.

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