Religious studies? Really? Wtf is that bullshit ass class lol

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[–] 22 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Incorrect. The Holy Trinity is garlic, onion and butter.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    While they were eating, Jesus took garlic clove, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and gave it to his disciples, saying, “Take and eat; this is my body.” Then he took a cup, and when he had given thanks, he gave it to them, saying, “Drink from it, all of you. This is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out for many for the forgiveness of sins. I tell you, I will not drink from this golden fruit of the churn from now on until that day when I drink it new with you in my Father’s kingdom.” When they had sung a hymn, they went out to the Mount of Onions.

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