Daily reminder that the good old days of the Empire weren't THAT good...
Classical Antiquity (~100 BCE)
20th Century History
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E. Drag him through a long and painful lawsuit accusing him of unspecified inuria, wherein your Syrian lawyer publicly destroys his reputation (ironically inuria itself) and nets you a hefty cash payment for 'damages'.
... then drink wine bought with his money. 😎