Daily reminder that the good old days of the Empire weren't THAT good... Classical Antiquity (~100 BCE) 20th Century History (media.piefed.social)
 
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[–] 6 points 4 months ago (1 child)

Imperator, a member of the patrician class has been accused of slandering your noble family name in the public forum. What shall you do?

A: Crucify him

B: Sacrifice a goat at the great temple of Jupiter and pray for the gods justice to be done

C: Enslave his wife and daughters

D: Do nothing and drink more wine

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 4 months ago

    E. Drag him through a long and painful lawsuit accusing him of unspecified inuria, wherein your Syrian lawyer publicly destroys his reputation (ironically inuria itself) and nets you a hefty cash payment for 'damages'.

    ... then drink wine bought with his money. 😎

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