Just coffee?!? That's cool.

Mine runs on:

• coffee
• spite
• tortilla chips
• & shame

Do you get many hallucinations?

critical security bug: if coffee is taken away my head hurts :(

As we know AI stands for "An Indian", so if you're not from India, its actually impossible to self host.

Well, unless you manage to trap one in your basement, but that would violate human rights and hopefully also break the laws of your country.