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[–] 78 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Instructions unclear, dated attractive co-worker in 2007. She farted on our first date, loud enough to be heard over the music and loud drunks at a steakhouse.

We've been married 17 years.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 child)

    My coworker is also very attractive. We've been in various stages of relationship since highschool and were engaged before she got hired, however.

    Edit: She would like the Internet to know that I woo'd her with compliments about her puke-green eyes.

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