If you’re ever asked to do a satisfaction survey, always do it. Give it the lowest score possible and write obscenities in the comments. Fuck them.

Source: I’m unhappily working on our customer satisfaction surveys at work right now and get to see the live data. Paying customers have no patience for this shit and love giving terrible ratings. Then the data people are sad and have to do extra work to scrub those responses from the data set before they can make their dumb little reports.

SABOTAGE THE PROCESS, PEOPLE!