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[–] 49 points 4 months ago (11 children)

Trees evolved 400 million years ago, and that should be enough time for them to have figured out if their faces are on their trunks or are made out of their leaves.

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  • [–] [S] 35 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Since when is it okay to just go around commenting on people's faces and where they "should" and "shouldn't" be!?

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    I read somewhere it was millions of years after trees evolved that anything evolved to decompose their bark.

    So for millions of years the dead trees just stacked up.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Earth millions of years ago: Damn. I got too many fallen trees. I should eradicate them.

    Earth today: Damn. I got too many humans polluting me. I should eradicate them.

    CEOs today: Yeah, the global tempatures are rising. Yeah it's causing food shortages. Tell ya what. Lets build data centers and cause water shortages too!

    Guys. I'm on Earth's side. Eradicate the humans. We had our chance. See you guys in hell! Or Arizona. They'll be the same tempature in 5 years.

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