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[–] 16 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Tazing a sports streaker feels like punching Grandma in the face for taking too much mashed potatoes.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Completely justified in both cases, the old baggage needs to learn to stop hoarding the spuds.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Imagine pissing off Grandma so much that she attacks you randomly. Like a bat. The furry disease creature, not the baseball.... Tool? Are sports gears considered tools? Or toys? Do professional athletes just play with toys all day?? Holy ADHD it's gonna be a day....

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