Wow, an outdated oversimplification and two "may haves" to sum up a show with almost 340 episodes (plus 2 full, plot-heavy video games and a feature film) over the last 3 decades.
Seems like your 'cup of tea' would be better described as a Dixie cup of lukewarm tap water with a single, uncut lemon seed. All those other flavors like Chai, Oolong, or Earl Grey? Nah, those are WAYYY too spicy and scawy! Heaven forbid you go out and ask an actual fan--or Hell, anyone who's seen even one episode--instead of lightly skimming the Controversies section of their Wikipedia page