Corporation: We planned the next 2 years on an ever increasing income stream but the most minor inconvenience disrupted that so we had to lay off 9,000 employees with zero notice so we could meet our bottom line.

Government: That's a shame, here's $500,000,000 to help "mitigate" "economic conditions".

The 9000 laid-off employees: Can he get $200 a week unemployment so we can afford to exist?

Government: You should have planned better.