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Anyone actually say during an interview that the reason they want the job was because they need money? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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[–] [S] 40 points 1 year ago (12 children)

"Well I want this particular job because you called me back for an interview and the others didn't"

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I mean, sure, if you don't want to try any other answer to help convince them to hire you out of all the other applicants.

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  • [–] [S] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    "I can eat a standard pack of instant noodles in less than 30 seconds"

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Hired!

    Cooked or uncooked? Either way, you seem like a good fit for the team.

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Baked dry and then snorted through my tear ducts.

    Thanks boss, I look forward to designing 2 stage rockets with the rest of my equally qualified coworkers!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I've been very pleased with your performance since joining the family 30 seconds ago. How would you feel about joining our management training program? Double the work for 10% more pay. I'm so proud. Can I call you son?

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    I failed out of school in kindergarten but I know double and 10% mean numbers going up so I'll say yes. And since you're so nice about it I'll even do half the work for 10% more because I've seen those numbers on cartons of cream and I know the cream rises to the crop or something, which is good.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (4 children)

    "Why did you apply here and not every other company in the world?"

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