United flight 236 from Newark to Palma de Mallorca on Saturday night was forced to turn around just an hour after takeoff due to security concerns around a Bluetooth signal. Multiple Redditors claimed to be on the flight and reported that the crew repeatedly requested passengers to turn off their Bluetooth. According to one poster, […]

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[–] 49 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

A certain four-letter word

Poot?

You can't joke about that stuff in an airplane setting, they recirculate that air.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago

    Did you ever see that youtube video from like 2 decades ago where the woman is standing up on the airplane while everyone else is seated, (and looking annoyed), while she waves her arms around yelling "THIS MAN FARTED!!! THIS MAN FARTED WHILE SEATED RIGHT NEXT TO ME!!! WE'RE SO CLOSE OUR ELBOWS TOUCHED BRIEFLY!!! HE FARTED!!! THAT WAS NOT ME THAT FARTED!!!"

    And everybody else is just looking at her like "Lady....shut the fuck up".

    There are some youtube videos I wish I saved. Thats one.

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