If all things were the same, but it was men who fell pregnant and gave birth, abortion clinics would be so standard they’d be on every corner, like McDonald’s. In fact, it’d be a sign of status to go to one.

Male 1: “I’m just off to the abortion clinic real quick.”

Male 2: “Oh nice, King. You’ve been busy.”

Male 1 leaves.

Male 3: “He’s so cool.”

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] 1 point 5 months ago (2 children)

Punching down... capitalism for finding the most morbid ways to get profits (selling "tactical coat hangers" for unsafe abortions) and toxic men culture that ties manliness to caricatures (you can't change your tires yourself? can't change your oil? can't fix the roof? can't use power tools? can't do it yourself? you are not a man then)... ok...
The joke is intentionally morbid, though, so I suggest you just block me to avoid seeing more of this in the future.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago* (1 child)

    Nah I rather be witness to the type of careless and poorly crafted humor men enjoy these days. It’s best not to stay in the dark on that kind of thing.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    More like "yesterdays", from before social media and search engine social engineering turned everything friendly for advertisers. The difference is between the kids who got giggles from sending surprise links to Rick Astley music and the kids who got giggles from sending surprise links to Goatse and Tubgirl. So don't worry, as the algorithms progressively hide its existence, this nonconforming/sick humor is getting rarer by the day... but as for me, I'd rather not spend time with moralists, so I won't be seeing any further messages you write.

  • source
  • parent