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Tom Cruise (lemmy.world)

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[–] renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If you had Tom Cruise's troubles, you might be Tom Cruise crazy too.

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[–] lemmy_at_em@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

You'd flash your big white shiny smile You'd buy expensive shoes

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[–] renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

But you'd be the only man on Earth, who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no You couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

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