15 years ago me and a buddy were shooting pool in a local bar, maybe a dozen total people in there. Some I finished taking guitar lessons last month douche was playing acoustic in there and it's the same list of basic songs you'd expect. Partway through his set he was giving the usual platitudes, suggesting tips and saying we're a great crowd, then says "So anybody wanna hear Your Body is a Wonderland?"

At the same time we both casually said No.

He was some college age kid in jeans, a white v-neck tshirt and a Glock on his belt....in a bar.