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[–] porcelainpitcher@lemmy.today 26 points 5 months ago (4 children)

WDYM WTF? I once tried to commit suicide by shooting myself in the chest 3x. I was still alive so I ate some concrete, grabbed a different gun and shot myself in the head.

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[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Yeah this is like the old joke where a black dude was found in a ditch with 17 stabs in the back, and police determined it was a suicide

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[–] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 2 points 5 months ago

Or the guy that suicided himself in his apartment in London, thankfully he was considerate enough to wipe his phone and lock himself in a suitcase in the bathtub after though.

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[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

Glad you survived that.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 5 months ago

Maybe your problem is that you're a windmill. we're going to try burning you down, knocking you over and throwing you into a swamp.

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