You'd be surprised how few worries I have when I'm brandishing an angle grinder

on a totally unrelated topic, but harbor freight is a great place to get affordable tools.

I was thinking hacksaw but I like where your mind is at.

I'm pretty sure one city did remove them and then Flock just came and put new ones up which is what lead to the trash bags.

We don't do that here bro

I in fact did not read the article.

I'm not so sure about that because even if they are privately owned, that doesn't mean they have the inherent right to be mounted on a city pole. The property isnt harmed by removing them from the pole and storing them in a deep underground bunker infested with Hanta Virus rats, black widows, and alligators.