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Corporations Can Vote in Some Delaware Elections, Judge Says (news.bloomberglaw.com)

submitted 5 months ago by VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It already is. And was. Not everyone gets the benefit of them, particularly if you dont have a white dick.

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[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

I'm white, but my dick is significantly darker for some reason I never understood.... just in case this is meant as synecdoche and not specific case law.

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[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Hey hey hey leave my teeny tiny vestigial trans dick out of this

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