When I was 10, my parents sent me to catholic school. I question everything I ever get told. So when these nuns told me that thunder was the sound of God bowling, and lightning was him taking flash photography of his perfect game, I had questions.

What catholics absolutely HATE is critical thinkers asking questions that expose their bullshit.

So I thought "If god has existed for thousands of years, and he always plays a perfect game of bowling, who is he trying to impress with a photo of a perfect game?"

And when I asked that question, I had to go to the principals office for being disruptive. I didn't mean to be disruptive, and so I asked how I was being disruptive. Which got me in further trouble.