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[–] West_of_West@piefed.social 34 points 5 months ago (6 children)

But, like, do you have something to hide?

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[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago

Of course I do and so do you.

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Only the 3,425 avant-garde photos I've taken of my penis

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[–] West_of_West@piefed.social 13 points 5 months ago

See, now I think the government needs to see that!

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 5 months ago

Consider this your official congressional subpoena. Bring the dic pics. All of them.

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 months ago

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago

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