Even hippy Jesus is sort of a dick though.

For example when he's walking along and sees a fig tree. He's hungry so asks his disciples to bring him some dates figs (lazy fuck, go get your own damn dates figs). They report that the tree doesn't have any dates figs, so Jesus uses his necromancy to make it wither and die.

EVERYTHING THAT IS NOT PRODUCTIVE WILL BE PURGED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH. GOD IS LOVE.