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Do Americans really only shit once a week? (literature.cafe)
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My elementary school teacher told us once that Americans only poop once a week. The climate is colder in North America, so their intestines pack the poop together very densely such that they only need to poop once a week. She said you'd be sent to the doctor if you poop daily in America.

Is this true?

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[–] 2 points 5 months ago (3 children)

You're defending her because you also believed it. It's okay to be a moron

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  • [–] [S] -1 points 5 months ago* (2 children)

    Im defending her because she was a person i knew for many years and i loved her. Maybe youre not the type of person who has feelings like that towards other people. If im right, seek a therapist.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (1 child)

    I love plenty of morons. I don't have a choice, since I'm American. You can love someone and also recognize that they're a moron, and shouldn't be telling students absurd unverified facts. You can do both

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  • [–] [S] 0 points 5 months ago

    Moron means a stupid person. But she was not overall stupid. People are ignorant on some matters and smart on others. So calling her a moron is not right. She was very fluent in english. She was very good at it.

    This is sorta funny cuz her favorite word to call her students was also morons.

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