My elementary school teacher told us once that Americans only poop once a week. The climate is colder in North America, so their intestines pack the poop together very densely such that they only need to poop once a week. She said you'd be sent to the doctor if you poop daily in America.

Is this true?

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[–] 1 point 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Oh but of cooouurseee it's a country, what, you think it's a continent? You're such a scallywag!

Edit: Apparently /sarc was very needed here.

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