My elementary school teacher told us once that Americans only poop once a week. The climate is colder in North America, so their intestines pack the poop together very densely such that they only need to poop once a week. She said you'd be sent to the doctor if you poop daily in America.

Is this true?

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[–] 2 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Maybe it's 'cause they don't have bidets? Your ass knew better than to go through that TP hell.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Europe isnt a primarily bidet country.
    Also you can't summarize Europe as a single entity.
    So even my claim aint holding much value

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