My elementary school teacher told us once that Americans only poop once a week. The climate is colder in North America, so their intestines pack the poop together very densely such that they only need to poop once a week. She said you'd be sent to the doctor if you poop daily in America.

Is this true?

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[–] 77 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Pooping Georg, who lives in a cave and poops 10,000 times a day, is an outlier adn should not be counted

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  • [–] 35 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Georg washes out the canyons and floods the plains with nutrients. He single handedly sustains a nation. How dare you.

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