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[–] 0 points 6 months ago

Balrogs have wings because how can you expect to go caving without fried chicken? And what's the best part of the fried chicken? The skin. And what has the most chicken skin? The wings. Not fake boneless chicken nublet basket shit restaurant wings, real wings. So smart ol Balrog goes around trading drumsticks for wings. Of course he's got wings. Quid. Pro. Quo.

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