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Hello, all you proto-Techpriests! (media.piefed.social)

submitted 6 months ago by PugJesus@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] rozodru@piefed.world 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

it'll get to that point. and then the ONE guy left who DOES know how to fix all of it and actually write things will be placed on a golden throne and then will decide "lol I ain't telling any of you shit."

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[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 7 points 6 months ago

They'll hook him to a billion machines to make him functionally immortal and declare him Emperor.

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[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 months ago

I wouldn't be surprised then if "people" would cast machine rituals and spray some incense to have a door open.

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