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[–] 6 points 6 months ago* (5 children)

Dude, I live with alligators, actual living dinosaurs. There's an 8 footer in the pond directly across the street from us. His name is Rocky. He's always basking on the bank on a sunny day.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Sorry to disappoint but alligators are not closely related to dinosaurs even though they have existed for a long time. Birds on the other hand are dinosaurs.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    He looks pretty dinosaury to me.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

    Because that's what defines something.... A banana can look phallic but that doesn't make it an "actual living penis".

    How the fuck does someone in 2026 not know that alligators and crocodiles, reptiles, aren't dinosaurs?

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